Saturday, March 27, 2010

Important Life Skills

- When using peppermint shampoo, keep eyes and mouth shut.

- After taking a nap, check if arm is numb before attempting to raise it above your face while you're lying down. Gravity exists.

- Chances are, one of your legs is numb too. Remember not to stand up and attempt to walk to your computer table, in order to avoid having to struggle to the nearest available object for support.

I'm hibernating my weekend away.

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