Mom: -enters the bathroom and discovers a baby lizard- Why, hello baby lizard! -observes it's not moving- Is it dead or alive?
Me: I don't know. It's been there since afternoon.
Mom: -gets tissue to remove lizard-
Lizard: -starts running away-
Mom: Don't run! I'm trying to help! Do you want to live or die?
Lizard: -stops running and finally gets caught-
Mom: -picks it up and throws it out the window-
Me: . . .
1 comment:
hahahahaha!!!
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