...FML?

Today, I randomly decided to go on the FML site. I checked out the top FMLs and saw this:

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

I don't know what's wrong with that. My boyfriend does that. MLIAwesome.

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Sucks having to sleep without you next to me. But I know you're having it worse, being in an unfamiliar place and all. Take care baby and rest well. I'm waiting for your return :) Love you.