As tweeted, i went for my physio at CGH this morning. After 10 minutes of warmups, then some more time for stretches, i was told that i needed a deep tissue massage for my tight ITB. It kinda went like this.
"Okay you ready? This is gonna be painful."
"Yeah, i know. I heard."
[One.]
"...Ow."
"Your reaction's a little slow huh. Okay second one."
[Two.]
"Argh."
"Three more."
[Three.]
"Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"This is what happens when you don't do your stretches."
"Omg gimme a break, gimme a break."
"Okay. 10 seconds."
[Four.]
"Just breathe. Relax."
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Okay. 10... 9... 8... ..."
x___________x
[Five.]
-No noise but plenty of teeth-clenching and bed-grabbing-
"Okay, done. Now the other leg."
^%#!(^#$*(*^$!$@#&*#%$^*&(*&%^$#@#!!!!!!!!
Wow. I can't wait for the next time -.-
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